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These are the days of Movember. Moustache season. According to the Movember site men everywhere are growing moustaches, "mos", to raise awareness for prostate cancer and other men's health issues. Obviously this is a very good cause and the Movember site is well done and a lot fun. And for the lucky few who excel at mo production the site promises a variety of prizes for some lucky guys.

Yes, that's right, competitive moustache growing. There are going to be a bunch of guys running around thinking they look like Magnum PI ... but actually look like Mr. Kotter.

Luckily Movember only hath 30 days because as far as competitions go this one is pretty lame. Get back to me when you grow a 5K mo.

So here's the thing: Jared Roberts, if you can grow a mo as wide and fluffy as my great-great-Uncle Virgilio (pictured) I will donate $250 to your Movember page. In the event that you try to claim your prize, make no mistake, I will need to authenticate your mo, pulling out as much as it takes to prompt me to make good on my pledge.

Jarhead's Mo Space
Please donate! It's a great cause.

Prostate Cancer Foundation

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